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5 Lies Every Nigerian Woman Tells Her Man

5 Lies Every Nigerian Woman Tells Her Man

Women never lie.

We tell small untruths flavoured with vanilla. If you really believed these, we should send you back to kindergarten. The truth is everyone lies.

Women also tell lies. I believe I hear some Naija guys clapping and cheering in the background as I write this. I won’t sugarcoat things.

Here are the top lies every woman tells:


1.  He’s just a friend

I bet a lot of guys will read this, then go query their babes. Often times, he is not just a friend. We just don’t wahala so we claim friendship. But sometimes, a male jogging buddy is just that. A jogging buddy.

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2.  It wasn’t expensive

Just multiply the figure in your head by at least 40. When we say that about after we’ve just gone shopping, just be like:

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3.  I just threw an outfit together

This is a major lie. We spent hours planning the perfect outfit to wear on that date with you.

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4.  I’m fine

If you ask what’s wrong, we’d say we’re fine. Even though we clearly aren’t. And If you don’t ask? You should be making your last confessions to a priest at that time.

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5.  I love sports

A girl will tell you she loves sports (say football) then proceed to put CR7 in Chelsea and tell you Beckham still plays football. Lol, we just do this because we like you.

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PS: Some girls do genuinely like football. And i hope Barcelona makes CR7 weep next season.

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